The Inferno's satanic emcee (known only as Eyepatch Guy) orchestrates an orgy fueled by the club's signature drug. Dante protests that we should "just say no" but off comes the lid of the sacred urn & out billows the infernal smoke for all to inhale.
Lyrics
EYEPATCH GUY:
From the fantasy violence of physical games
to the serious damage that'll ring your bells
any S&M joint can get your groin in flames
the Inferno can incinerate your brain cells
the human mind is a jalopy on the fritz
come on & soup it up with the Inferno's drug of choice
it's like dive-bombing in a kamikaze blitz
or driving off a cliff in a Rolls-Royce
[CHORUS]
blotto / we call it blotto
gimme a hit of that blotto
blotto / we call it blotto
gimme a snort of that blotto
DANTE:
whatever happened to "just say no"?
EYEPATCH GUY:
that was far away & long ago
there's no zippin' back up after comin' undone
& Dante's gonna tell you it's a slippery slope
but you won't settle for love
that's merely one-on-one
after blotto drives you wild in a group grope
[CHORUS]
almighty drug from whom no secrets are hid
deliver us from virtue / lift that lid!
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